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Tom is an absolute superstar in the Nutcracker Army. 

 

Likes:

  • Michelob Ultra
  • Playing on his guitar
  • *Alyssa

 

Dislikes:

  • The commercial jingle "Safelite Repair, Safelite Replace". It's not even grammatically correct for the love of God.
  • People who go on about their sciatica. 

 

Is he perfect? 

  • Yep

 

Favorite snack: 

  • Sweet Baby Ray's beef jerky
  • Kettle Corn, any brand

 

Tom is an acrylic painting that measures 5"x7". He ships for free as the US Post Office will probably adopt him as a mascot.  He'd like to be a special Christmas gift for you or a friend. Please don't play the Safelite jingle! 

 

*Keep this pair together and buy them both - they deserve it. 

Tom

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