Ernest is a member of the Nutcracker Army. He is simply not that bright, but he excels as a worker bee. 
Likes:
His fake crown (pretend you think it's real)
Television show "Roseanne" - the original one
 
Dislikes:
People who ask a lot of questions in meetings - they're just showing off
 
Is he perfect? 
No, he answers the phone "yellow?"
 
Favorite snack: 
Good & Plenty
Flaming Hot Cheetos
 
Ernest is an acrylic painting that measures 5"x7". He ships for free as he's clueless to shipping expenses. He'd like to be a special Christmas gift for you or a friend. Please stock up on Good & Plenty, if they even still make that candy.